AMERICAN HISTORY
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Flozell Adams, who traces his lineage back to former President John Quincy Adams, is one of five Steelers with roots in the White House. |
To the delight of scholars, the Steelers roster reads like the index of an American History textbook. The Steelers currently employ the preacher (Emmaneul Sanders), baker (Charlie Batch), janitor (Matt Spaeth), carpenter (LaMarr Woodley), soldier (Arnaz Battle), servant (Crezdon Butler) and the sons of five former presidents (Flozell Adams, Ike Taylor, Anthony Madison, James Harrison and David Johnson). The team also boasts a delicious creation from the neighborhood Jewish deli (the Roethlisberger), a fresh bottle of ketchup (Heinz Ward) and a made-for-adult ice cream float featuring real beer (Heath Miller).
TRUE BLUE-COLLAR PLAYERS
There are no actual Jaguars prowling the swamps of Jacksonville, but the football players in Pittsburgh actually worked in the steel mills during the 1970s. So after battering a few unfortunate opposing linebackers on the field, Franco Harris and his barrel-chested brethren would strap on their hard hats and saunter into the hellfire of the mill for a few shifts of casual weekend smelting. From deep inside a fiery furnace of molten steel and sulfuric air, those Steelers forged a bond that would strengthen their Steel Curtain to levels of unprecedented impenetrability. Meanwhile, down in sunny San Diego, teammates dressed in lightning bolt costumes and spent their spare time peddling cell-phone chargers on the boardwalk by the beach.
CLOSING THOUGHTS: GAME TIME AT WAL MART
I had the unexpected blessing of stumbling into a Wal Mart last weekend. Though I hate Wal Mart to the same degree that I love freedom, I was in the car with a friend who needed to buy some batteries.
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As tears streamed down my face, I knelt and prayed at this football altar in the middle of Wal Mart. |
Upon entering the store, I immediately felt humbled. Humans like myself usually waltz through the day thinking the world revolves around us, but the unbelievable scope of the Wal Mart really put things in perspective. I am just a small cog in a massive, beautiful machine. As I gazed upon the shelves of foreign-made goods stretching infinitely into the cosmos beyond, I realized how fleeting our time on this Earth is, and vowed to become a better human being.
Suddenly, I was snapped out of my trance by a majestic, leathery voice booming from somewhere above: "In 1994, the San Francisco 49ers transformed football into art, and in Superbowl XXIV, they painted a masterpiece." My eyes wandered hungrily over to the sound, and my jaw dropped upon seeing the dream-like display in front of me: a Weber Genesis E-320 grill; piled high with “Great Value” hamburger and hotdog buns; adorned with gleaming rows of ketchup and mustard bottles; and crowned by an immaculate 72-inch Sony flatscreen TV showing highlights of Steve Young showered in confetti, screaming like a madman while brandishing the Vince Lombardi Trophy.
At this sacrificial altar to the Gods of football and John Madden, I knelt as tears of gratitude streamed down my face. It was as if I, like Christopher Columbus before me, had finally stumbled upon the paradise I sought, in a place I never thought it existed. Through the haze of glory, I heard the narrator’s rich voice say, “When excellence becomes tradition, there is no end to greatness.” The weight of this simple truth hit me like a James Harrison haymaker.
My friend tapped me on the shoulder with the economy pack of Double-A batteries he had found and said, “Let’s go.” I snapped a picture of the altar on my cell phone, muttered a few final prayers, and wandered outside in a drunken haze.
Looking back at my revelation, the details blur together so much so that I’m not sure if my vision occurred in reality or in dream. But the narrator’s words about excellence and tradition still reverberate through my head like a concussion that just won't go away. That’s why I devoted this week to honoring the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers, two franchises with traditions richer than all the gold in Fort Knox.
Today, I challenge all Americans to live by the credo of Ben Roethlisberger, Nick Barnett, Brett Favre and Mewelde Moore and remember that excellence is not a far-off fantasy, but an everyday reality. Then, to the sound of blasting trumpets and shimmering chimes; singing angels and bellowing saints; blasting cannons and exploding rockets; roaring grizzlies and screeching eagles; laughing children and marching men; America will rightfully be restored to its gilded throne of eternal glory.
--By Brian Beer